Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I licked your asshole in confidence.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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