so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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