fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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