dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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