Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My vagina just clenched in fear
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
