All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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