I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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