whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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