I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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