I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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