That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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