so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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