if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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