you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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