Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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