I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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