I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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