the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
In America we eat man semen.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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