oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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