Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We're too hungover to prance.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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