You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life