He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize