he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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