I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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