In the future we'll all be gay
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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