From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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