I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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