we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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