it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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