Dual....:-)
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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