K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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