i just google imaged poop.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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