What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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