My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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