Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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