I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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