the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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