butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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