it wasn't lemon gatorade
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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