I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
