You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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