I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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