She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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