i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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