Jerry, you need to find god
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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