just tell him i said nine months
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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