Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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