Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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