Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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