he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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