This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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