8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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