ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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