I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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