i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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